... I came across a stranger and for the first time in my life I...
wanted to punch the kittens of someone I don't even know. JFC.
What. A. Jackass.
Like, it's bad enough when you're being obnoxiously loud around strangers, but it's worse when you stumble along like a drunk leopard, almost wrecking the shit out of everyone else's work.
Also, my cupcake. It fell. You
ABSOLUTE JACKASS. :x